i’m not talking to toni. i hate her. today the hot hall monitor at our school talked to her. he asked if she watched the super bowl. i’m PISSED. toni doesn’t care about football. I DO. tomorrow i am gonna try and hold his hand and tell him how much i care about football. maybe i will even mention how i cried when i saw how sad tom brady was. maybe he likes sensitive girls. i’m pretty sensitive.
He stopped walking so he could be next to me and asked if I watched it and I said “Ya, did you cry?” and he said “No” and I said, “Are you lying to me?” and he said “No, I don’t get upset over games. I get upset over things in my real life.” and then I said “Oh. Ya me too.” and then he said, “I cry because Ashley Powers is fat and ugly and she has a crush on me.”
I’m kidding about the last part. But I bet that’s what he was thinking.
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